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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Is there a noticeable difference in performance between expensive running shoes and cheaper alternatives like Asics and Nike's "free" series? Are expensive running shoes worth the cost?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How did AI have a role in John Lennon's vocal performance on last year's Beatles song Now and Then, produced by Paul McCartney?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Cliffhanger's Black Panther game reportedly would have built upon the famously patented Nemesis System - Rock Paper Shotgun

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ali Larter on ‘Landman’ Season 2 and Playing Out Her and Billy Bob Thornton’s “Unlikely Love Affair” - The Hollywood Reporter

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Hailee Steinfeld Weds Josh Allen In Three Tamara Ralph Couture Looks - Red Carpet Fashion Awards

Still no good.

So they tried

No, not a chance

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Just Forget it!

What ESPN’s Football Power Index is projecting for Big 12 rivals BYU and Utah in 2025 - Deseret News

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